Random much?

I can’t not.

MANEUVER YOUR DONUTS

LPC
Hello?
ALBERTSON’S
Hello?
LPC
What is this?
ALBERTSON’S
Albertson’s?
LPC
Yes, umm… would it be permissible for me to maneuver your donuts?
ALBERTSON’S
No, no.No, we had a contract out for that right now. Thanks!
LPC
Pardon me?
ALBERTSON’S
We’ve already got somebody that does that.
LPC
Does what?
ALBERTSON’S
…does our donuts.
LPC
I’d simply like to come into the, uh, market and, and maneuver the donuts.
ALBERTSON’S
No, I’m sorry.Oh yeah, come in and purchase some!That’s fine.
LPC
Um, I’d like to handle them. Personally.
ALBERTSON’S
Ah, well, sorry, you can’t, we already have people hired. Come in, fill out an application, then.
LPC
For, for what?
ALBERTSON’S
To handle our donuts. If you wanna work here, come in and fill, fill out the application, then you can handle our donuts.
LPC
No, I’d simply like to place them, um, strategically throughout the store.That’s all. Instead of just in the case.
ALBERTSON’S
Well, yeah.Well, hey, you know we got caller ID right now, and, we’re tracing this call.
LPC
How ‘bout if I threw donuts at you?
ALBERTSON’S
Look, uh, I’m serious, man, I’m gonna trace your call right now.
LPC
You’re gonna trace it?
ALBERTSON’S
Yep.
LPC
Do you have tracing paper?